8. Yelp Reviewer Guy
This guy can’t really enjoy himself because he’s taking too many mental notes. His number one concern is what masterpiece review he’s going to write once he gets home. Yelp Reviewer guy needs to get a life and really should focus on getting laid. Instead he’s paying for lap dances just so he can write a clever line related to the amount of “air” between the dancer’s butt and his groin. This guy gets all his satisfaction in life by typing “too much air.” Yelp guy also doesn’t drink much so bartenders hate him. Bouncers hate him. Actually, everyone hates Yelp Reviewer guy in the strip club. This hate isn’t exclusive to these clubs, Yelp guy sucks in general.
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