6. Drunk Guy
Drunk Guy is in every bar, but sitting in a strip club adds another dimension. He is often heard heckling from the bar and is usually drinking hard liquor. He enjoys talking to the strippers without paying which is really missing the point of the club. “Hey I’m not looking for a lap dance; I’m trying to get my drink on here!” Okay then, go to Murphy’s down the block please… The biggest problem is that he becomes more unpredictable the more he drinks. Drunk Guy often gets pissed when he sees the bill, decides to just blow it all and ends up in the champagne room. Married Drunk Guy has the worst hangover when his wife finds his AMEX receipt the next day.
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