4. Go Choke On A Hot Dog!
Field news reporters are low men on the totem pole when it comes to local broadcasting. While the head news anchors get to sit their ass on soft swivel chairs with great lightening and teleprompter service, field news reporters get no such perks. They have to brave the elements of weather, traffic and stupid people to deliver the news. That kind of shit can break anyone and judging from Mike’s sad puppy dog face and American Flag polo shirt, Mike is already broken.
An obnoxious driver honks and ruins his news segment then proceeds to drive by as Mike stares him down. You would think this is when shit’s about to go down! Mike’s gonna end this idiot for messing with his broadcast! But sadly, broken Mike is…well, broken. His insults have lost their bite and as the idiots drive off laughing at him, the very best he could do was wish the man a bad dining experience the next time he eats a hot dog. Poor Mike.
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