8. Assuming She’s Out ‘On The Pull’

Can we all agree that going out with mates is fun, dancing is fun and drinking is fun? This will presumably surprise some men, but the truth is that these are the most common reasons women will be together on a night out.

Sometimes groups of friends will be happy to include you in the party, but not everyone’s into making friends with strangers who are bigger and stronger (and hairier) than they are. If you get the vibe that you’ve interrupted a night that you’re not welcome on (if she’s not continuing the conversation, if she’s more interested in her friends) then just amicably excuse yourself to the bar and carry on with your night.

Face Palm: “Hey… You’re easily the best looking out of your friends. Want a drink?” <barf>