7. Being Too Drunk

Unless she enjoys taking pity on vulnerable animals (or she’s just as plastered as you are) most of us don’t want to spend time with a guy we have to force feed water to during a night out. You’re also way more likely to get distracted from the woman you’re trying to talk to by other women (an immediate red flag), slur your words and just be generally unapologetic and annoying. Until you’re well into a relationship, avoid getting too drunk. Even then, don’t tell her we said it’s OK.

Face Palm: “Heyyyyyy, ishhhit ok if I buy you a drunk? Hic.”