LADIES: 12 things that should NEVER go anywhere NEAR your v*gina..

2. Herbal Sachets or “Detox Pearls”

Created for a germ-obsessed world (like the one depicted in “Safe” starring Julianne Moore), these are the 21st century version of douches. And they come with the same warnings and then some (Toxic Shock Syndrome, anyone?).

Don’t just take it from us, take it from a gynecologist who will show you some very unpleasant images of used sachets (don’t read this before lunch).