3. Zlatan Misses Free Kick
Okay. I’m honestly running out of things to say about him. Any more and his wife will begin to feel threatened. So instead, here’s a list of one-liners Zlatan Ibrahimovic has said in the past.
– Once upon a time, Zlatan almost secured a move to Arsenal, but Wenger insisted he did a trial first.
To that Zlatan said: “Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.”
– When a reporter questioned Zlatan regarding a rumour that he had bought a Porsche, Zlatan said:
“Absolutely not. I have ordered a plane. It is much faster.”
– There was a time where he also said “I can’t help but laugh at how perfect I am.”
-When John Carew claimed that some of Ibrahimovic’s skills were pointless, Zlatan said:
“What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.”
– Perhaps his best line yet, came when Sweden lost to Portugal in the play-offs for the Brazil world cup.
Zlatan: “One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch.”
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