7 best moments of Game of Thrones season 7 premiere

6. Sam is takin’ care of business

Sam dreamed of endless time with the books, scrolls and knowledge of the Citadel. Ha ha ha boo hoo hoo. In a “my crappy job is worse than your crappy job” montage, we see Sam reshelving heavy volumes, emptying and scrubbing nasty chamber pots and serving soup that looks a lot like what was in those chamber pots. Sure, by the end of the scene, he seems to have discovered an underground stash of dragonglass (at Dragonstone, duh). But was saving the world worth all the poop and soup? (Also: If you were wondering where greyscale-fighting Jorah was, the news isn’t good.)

Best line: The Archmaester to autopsy-helper Sam as he strides away from a bloody “Alien Autopsy”-looking corpse: “Be a good lad, clean that up.”