7-step guide to getting the sweetest revenge on your lame Ex

The sweetest revenge on your lame Ex - It's all in good fun. For you. So you are set to revenge you ex and make him regret leaving you?? Follow this 7-step guide for the sweetest revenge stunt that hurts than that ordinary middle finger sh*t. More.. Top 10 Nigerian Universities with the most beautiful girls (With Pictures) 10 little ways to earn a woman’s love forever! 8 powerful love songs that will change your life like #8 did to mine! 10 annoying problems that come with having a big bu*t Step 1: Cry. Cry like you were just pushed out of the tightest vagina on earth, like you just banged your little toe on every piece of furniture at IKEA, like you just accidentally peeled that skin next to your pinky finger's nail. Just let it all out. Call your best friend and dump everything on them for 4 hours, then come to their house anyway. Eat ice cream and stream shitty rom-coms on Netflix while crying and fighting all the urges to contact your dumb ex. Spend the next few days repeating all this, or remain in bed feeling like the biggest loser of all time. It's all OK. Take as much time as you need. Look as ugly as you please. Know that, when you're done with this, you will come out stronger and better. Navigate using arrows below Step 2: Stop crying and wear your poker bitch face. Yes. That sexy, badass bitch face. Be the cold bitch you always wish you had been and cut all the contacts. Delete number. Block on all social media. Bury all evidence of his existence. Detach yourself from any mutual friend if his. Stay away from alcohol or any places that could potentially remind you of him. SEE ALSO: 7 ways love transforms your brain, but you will NEVER know - this will blow your mind! Release feelings privately. If necessary, write them all down in a notebook and burn them afterwards. Basically, don't let anyone know or see your reactions. Keep your cool. Repeat this "I'm a rock. I'm stone. I'm the unbroken surface of a lake. All that ripples, I absorb." — It's hard now, but you will be very relieved and proud of yourself later. Step 3: Take excellent care of your body. Change your eating habit. Work out. Pay attention to styles. Follow beauty and fashion bloggers. Have a skin care routine. Sleep early, sleep long. Drink more water. More, more. Treat this as a hobby. A job. A religion. Be absolutely serious and committed. Study your body and learn everything you can— from what looks good on you and what doesn't to how your body responds to what you eat. Learn to cook like your mom. Tell yourself this will pay off in no time and smirk like a cocky motherf*cker. Take a walk everyday to clear your mind. Welcome good thoughts and get rid of bad ones. Realize Iggy's big booty actually got a point – you've got one less problem. Step 4: Focus on your career and make shit loads of $$$. Get back to your desk. Think about what you really, really want to do with your life and do it. If you haven't figured out it yet, take up new hobbies, meet new people, ask for opportunities and take risk. Grow a thick skin. Take interest in money, because it's practical and because you're smart. SEE ALSO: iPhone 7 features and surprises (+Photos)

Consider selling your soul to it, but then re-evaluate your life choices and decide to go after a lifestyle you desire instead. Still aim for the best, though, because you want to challenge yourself, see how far you can go and how high you can reach. Feel powerful and invincible. Become wiser and smarter. Make more $$$. Save $$$. Invest $$$. Grow $$$. Have both feet firmer on the ground. Be thankful for the push. Step 5: Have fun and spend your $$$ on yourself. Adapt the cliche motto, "Work hard, play hard." Live your life to the fullest. Take pleasure from daily mundane activities and realize they are actually interesting and relaxing. Embrace who you are. Look into the mirror and say, Hey sexy. You're damn great. Spend time with friends, family and fun strangers, because it's fun and you're spontaneous at heart. Feel the love around you. Appreciate and celebrate life. Invest in yourself in and out. Mentally and physically. Spiritually and sexually. SEE ALSO: 10 smart ways to know if he's definitely in love with you - Ladies, you need to see this! Travel and do crazy things. Befriend the cool peeps. Date the good lookers. Fuck the hotties. Take your best friend out to make up for all the mental torture they had to suffer because of your drama in step 1 and 2. Have an ah moment, "Ah, life is great." Step 6: Give yourself a high five and have another ah moment. Ah, now your ex is nothing but irrelevance. Look at the past and smile in relief. Realize you've completely let go of what happened, and you've become a much better person. Realize everyone comes to your life with a purpose and that person's was to teach you how to let go and love yourself. Realize he wasn't the right person for you. Realize it wasn't anyone’s fault. Realize you've done what you could at any given time, and there's now only the present to make the most of. SEE ALSO: 10 annoying problems that comes with having a big butt

Laugh at the idea of taking revenge. Laugh at having ever been angry, miserable, eating ice cream in sweatpants with smudged mascara all over your face. Laugh at life. Laugh at being young. Love being young. Kind of love being heartbroken. Love this feeling of being strong again. Love being strong. Love being yourself. Love loving yourself. Love your life. Step 7: Continue living, laughing, loving … That's enough said. - YourTango CLICK HERE to join our BBM Channel for faster updates TOP POSTS YESTERDAY Top 25 celebrity wardrobe malfunctions that went viral – #3 is a must see! (With Pictures) 5 sex requests women hate to hear – Guys see this now! I found an iPhone on the ground and what I found in its photo gallery terrified me.. Yvonne Nelson loses temper, fights journalists at press conference (Watch Video) Things we have noticed since Buhari assumed power (Must Read) Top 10 best 9mm pistols in the world & their prices (With Pictures) 10 most powerful teenagers in the world right now.. Guess who is number 1? (With Pics) 20 powerful ‘I love you’ quotes that gets straight to the heart 10 ways to spot breast implants (With Pictures) 12 very overrated Ghanaians in entertainment (+Photos) Top 10 song theft scandals that shook Nigerian music industry..

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