10 most ridiculous candidates to run for president

6. Jonathon Albert Sharkey

There is only one thing you need to know about presidential candidate Jonathon Albert Sharkey: The professional wrestler goes by the nickname “The Impaler.” Congratulations, sir. You have won my vote. Shakey has run for office on multiple occasions, but he has yet to win a victory because Americans apparently would not know a good thing if it smacked them right in the face. President Impaler sounds like a man who would get things done and who would also command the respect of other world leaders. Truth be told, President Sharkey also has a nice ring to it.