17 Crazy things women think when they first see your penis…

5. It’s so… purple

Yeah, yeah, we get it – it’s the blood flowing to your willy which makes it hard.

But really, it’s just so *dark*

6. It reminds us of something else

Regardless of its size, your willy will often entertain us with it’s ability to look so like things other than a penis.

Gonzo’s nose, a Smurf house, mushrooms, aubergines.

Hours of fun.