7. Group Chat Break Up
We’ve all heard of texting to end relationships. People call it “the coward’s way out.” Certainly, not ending a relationship face-to-face or at least voice-to-voice, can be a call for cowardly behavior. But there is a way that texting can be a preemptive strike into entering the next phase of your life. Let’s say your girlfriend hasn’t been the best double’s partner around. Everyone has that group chat thread with friends you were too lazy to delete. This is the occasion to jump right back on that thread. You dish the dirty on your girlfriend’s bad behavior (cheating, lying, etc…) right on the group thread as if you’re talking directly to her. Play stupid on the thread not realizing you just called her out to all your joint friends. They will see she is a terrible person and you get the leg up on the post-break up friend retention battle. That’s a two for one, gentlemen.
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