4. Hire A Choir
So she’s been a real pain for a long time. You can’t wait to sing from the mountain tops and stick a fork in this relationship. What better way than to hire a choir and send them to her job. They arrive and everyone is abuzz in her office. She is alerted they have a song to sing to her from you. As everyone anxiously waits, the choir begins to sing off your break up notice to her. She is horrified and embarrassed in front of her colleagues and you have never sounded better than in that beautiful choral of a break up.
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