10 Drinks and what they say about her..

5. Four Loko

First, make sure she’s actually over eighteen. I’m being completely serious! If she is even of drinking age, the best thing to do is to turn and run. Second, check you’re surroundings. What party are you at where drinking a four loko is acceptable? Reevaluate your life, man! It’s not even a real drink. I consider it some alien chemistry experiment that causes brain damage and spontaneous puking. Women who think four lokos are an acceptable drink are emotional nutcases who should be at an EDM concert or warped tour. I don’t care how attractive they are, you can do better.