3. Stereotypical Malt Beverages
She was actually so lazy that she couldn’t just grab lemonade and vodka to mix them together. Oh wait, that’s because she isn’t of drinking age. No fully grown women actually goes out and buys mike’s hard or a Smirnoff ice (unless you’re trying to ice someone, which is completely acceptable). I mean, who wants that hangover or stomach ache? To the average girl, it’s probably one of the first alcoholic beverages she’s ever had, but no adult is going out of their way to grab a pack of them. There is a small exception with lime-a-ritas and that whole family of drinks, but I’m not getting into that right now. Just assume a lime-a-rita drinker is trying to party hard and has little to no interest in getting to know you or anyone that night. She’s just trying to black out. Anyways, the only reason you’ll be at a party and see a chick drinking that stuff is because some guy had no idea what else to get her so he just picked the fruitiest thing by the beer isle. In the small chance that I am wrong and you meet an adult female that is drinking one of these in front of you, follow #5, she’s probably a sociopath with a pretty smile.
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