6. You Show Off Her Looks, First
It’s your annual birthday party, which only happens once a year or ten times in a decade. So she has given you the freedom to have a party, in your honor, because you were born at this particular moment years ago. Once again, it only comes once a year. This is finally the time to have your boys over and introduce your hot girlfriend to them. “Hey, guys this is Katie, my girlfriend. She’s smoking hot.” She’ll smile and introduce herself in a very political way almost as if she’s on camera as the first lady. After maybe five minutes she’ll go back into the party crowd and mingle away. You’re alone with your bros again and you realize that the only redeeming quality you could express to them is that she’s attractive. To your bros, that’s enough, but you’ll probably realize in the long run that looks are never enough.
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