3. Ellen Page
On a recent list of unattractive male celebs, we included geek-hero Michael Cera. As Mindy Kalingdescribes him in This is the End, “f******g pale, 110-lbs, hairless, probably has a huge c**k… Ugh, it’s so hot.” It was funny because it referred to Michael Cera’s universally acknowledged lack of sex appeal. This is what made him such a perfect match for Ellen Page in Juno. As the song “Anyone Else But You” from the movie states: “Here is the church and here is the steeple/ we sure are cute for two ugly people…” Although ugly is maybe a bit of an overstatement, it’s not as though Juno and Paulie Bleeker are the sexiest couple in town…
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