3. Tell Her You Love Her Forever
I know, this is kind of horrible. But it still works. If you’re really on the ropes and she has you cornered, just break out the whole “but baby, I thought things were going really well. I was thinking we were taking this to the next level. I love you.” This one is risky because if she knows too much she might punch you in the throat, but if she doesn’t she might go from accusing you of cheating to making you dinner and folding your laundry.
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