GUYS: 15 ways to cheat on your girlfriend to not get caught

9. Don’t Take Needless Risks

I know, I know. Risks are half the fun! But still, don’t do her in the bed you share with your girlfriend, don’t be seen in public with her, basically just don’t do anything with her at all other than have sex with her in a safe, quiet place. Preferably like three miles deep in the woods.