Ladies: 5 thoughts he has when you tell him how many guys you’ve slept with

4. He needs to know if his friends have slept with you.

Sure it’s childish, but a guy doesn’t like to be blindsided with “Yeah, dude, I hit that,” afer proudly telling friends about his new girlfriend. The idea of hearing, “Hell, Lumbergh f*cked her” from a third-party, is ten times worse than knowing you slept with 11 guys during a particularly low self-esteem year in college.