1. Write An Album About It
Hi, I’d like to introduce you to someone you might know HER NAME IS BEYONCE AND SHE LITERALLY WROTE LEMONADE, AN ENTIRE ALBUM ABOUT JAY-Z’S INABILITY TO KEEP HIS PENIS IN HIS DRAWERS. She made tons of cash, earned critical acclaim, and presumably still has sex with Jay-Z because he’s still got a penis.
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