9. Mannequin Children
For a man who was accused of certain inappropriate activities with his younger visitors, the discovery of various life-size child dolls scattered all around his ranch didn’t exactly do wonders for his reputation. Photos showed some youthful mannequins seated together as if in conversation, whilst others were propped up in weird yoga poses, which Jackson rivals pointed towards as the final black and white evidence needed, the man was undeniably guilty, surely. Regardless, it doesn’t matter if you’re black or white, and it takes a lot more than a disturbing fascination with figurine kiddies to lock someone away forever, which is why Jackson was eventually found innocent on every charge. If memory serves me, Jackson then moonwalked out of the courtroom, promptly planned the biggest comeback shows of his career, and then overdosed on pharmaceuticals shortly afterward.
8. An Interesting And Vast Car Collection
A large incentive towards becoming ultra-rich and famous is the endless purchasing of really expensive cars, as I think it’s probably in the contract you sign with the devil or something. Jackson went above and beyond his part of the deal, with at least four personal limousines, one of which was a 1999 Rolls Royce Silver Seraph, complete with seats upholstered with expensive leathers, and an abundant use of 24-carat gold everywhere. Another Rolls Royce limo he owned was a 1990 Silver Spur II, which housed a full-service bar inside. Of course, while these examples may be extravagant, they are somewhat disappointing for that crazy Jackson persona we all love, so let’s not forget his Black Dodge Viper Mini-Car with a Simpsons paint job, his electrified horse-drawn carriage, and his lovely custom golf cart, which featured an image of Jackson as Peter Pan on the bonnet. That’s more like it!
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