10. The ones that are truly on their period and that’s why they came because they know nothing will happen. That is wickedness in it’s raw form
11 The ones that know they are coming to collect the D. Especially when una don carry s*x chat kill unaself. Their legs dey be like screen touch, all you need to do is swipe left. E don open.
12. The ones with good hometraining. Once they enter, they start dusting the cobwebs you used as carnival decorations in your apartment, arranging things and washing you 2weeks old indomie pot.They are very rare, please dont break her heart
13. The ones that have sense and buy you stuff when coming over. Common courtesy is rare these days, keep her.
14.The ones that will never accept anything you offer them. They are scared you might spike their drinks. But really, guys, we need to watch it. Consent is key
15. The ones that will come with two of their friends. Two jobless friends actually. Did i invite you people to our compound end of the year party?
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