Drinks and what they say about her – A couple of days ago I was at this bar with my buddy, Will. He’s talking to a group of sorority girls while I’m downing a bourbon and coke like it was my job. Alright, you got me, it was just straight bourbon.
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I’m a writer, so I have really no self respect because, for the most part, I think life is boring and liquor makes things a little more exciting… which is why most writers create “fiction” since reality is bland. Anyways, when I first meet someone at a bar or party the first thing I ask them is “what are you drinking?” Why? Good Question! It’s how I try and figure someone out. A lot of people look at someone’s car or clothes, but I’m all about what’s in the glass. The girl goes, “I can’t drink tonight, so it’s just water.” I’m stumped immediately because now I have no way to figure her out. The old phrase is, “you can’t judge a book by it’s cover.” Well, that’s because the only way to truly judge someone is by what they are drinking. You can tell a lot about a person by their choice in alcoholic hydration. Personally, I don’t trust a person until I drink with them. It’s a type of twisted moral code by which I live my life and let me tell you… it has done wonders for my friendships, personal romance and career. Through my experiences I can, in fact, tell a lot about a person by what eight ounce pleasure they are sipping on. In conclusion, this is why when I tackle an article about what a certain type of beverage tells about a woman… I’m pretty confident I’m correct.
10. Red Wine
Real women drink red wine. It’s a delicate and traditional drink that for years, has been a great companion to house wives, steak dinners, and celebratory binge drinking. A women who religiously enjoys red wine is utmost classy and wants to see her man as such. Show off that Rolex a little bit. Don’t be surprised that women who prefer this beverage are rarely seen at bars. She’s a smooth talker and intricate. Just like the stain this drink would leave if mishandled, rattling a red wine drinker’s cage would leave an irremovable blemish on your life. You’ve been warned.
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