14 ways men totally ruin giving of head which women don’t like

9. The poke

I appreciate you trying to multitask, I really do. But my clitoris is actually outside my body, not a metre up inside.

10. The windscreen wiper

Look. I get it. Happy times for you involve a lot of repetition. Our bits aren’t like yours at all. Surprise!
If you base your technique on these you need to rethink things a bit.