14 ways men totally ruin giving of head which women don’t like

11. The cutesy name

I know you name your penis but my vagina is called my vagina. Talking of any kind is at best risky and at worst vomit-inducing. It’s not going to reply, dude.

12. Offside

Maybe, when we’ve been together for five years, the spark has gone, we’re worried about losing one another to someone flirting at the office and things need livening up, MAYBE then you can put your tongue there. But not now, you lunatic.