10 ways to spot breast implants (With Pictures)

5. Feeling

Imagine you’re at a strip club. Your buddy pays for you to take the woman upstairs. She invites you to touch her chest. To your surprise, instead of her breasts feeling warm and squishy, they are quite hard; this is one sure fire sign that they are fake.

Whereas real breasts are mostly made up of fat and are therefore soft and malleable, breast implants – especially if they are cheap – feel harder to the touch than natural breasts. Using your hands is a fun way to really tell if a woman’s breasts are real or not.