7. Michael Fassbender

When George Clooney comments on your penis size on stage at the 2012 Golden Globes, you know you’ve got something special. After Clooney won the award for Best Actor in a Drama over Fassbender (who went nude for his role in Shame), he joked that Michael could play golf with his hands behind his back. SEE ALSO: 10 Male celebrities who just can’t stop cheating (With Pictures)

Even Prometheus co-star Charlize Theron had a few words for Michael’s Fass-member saying, “Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time.” So are we!