1. There’s A Very Real Chance She Barely Knows You
The plane just left LAX and it’s you and your girl’s anniversary. How did you even get here? Dating someone who throws tantrums, is a shopaholic, and who you barely know was quite the trek. If you barely know her then chances are she doesn’t know you either. You look at her in the eye and ask, “what was my grandmother’s name? Yeah, the person whose funeral we went to.” She has no idea. Actually, she has no idea about anything in your life. The entire situation will eventually make you realize that she really doesn’t even know you nor does she have the mechanical ability to. As a human being, it’s really important to be with someone who will take the steps necessary to get to know you inside and out. Unless, you’re actually just looking for an extra-ordinarily hot girlfriend who really just, basically, aesthetically exists. If this is the case, just happily walk off the plane for your anniversary weekend in Cabo. You go, bro.
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