13 items your girlfriend will never admit she owns

3. P**n

She keeps Playgirl’s under her bed just like how you keep Playboy’s under your pillow. Her now erased internet browser history is full of kinky p**n that she either likes or was interested in seeing how it plays out. If you asked her what kind of p**n she likes she won’t even admit that she knows what p**n is and if you challenge her on it she may look at you like you’re an idiot. No one wants to admit that they enjoy looking at something that most people see as perverted, and your girl is no different. The only upside is she my learn some new tricks for you.