13 items your girlfriend will never admit she owns

2. Condoms

It’s the guy’s job to buy the condoms right? Okay, so that sounds ignorant but one must admit a girl with her own stash of condoms is both genius and embarrassing. However, when you have a girlfriend who has her own stash of condoms and none of them are your size it can mean only a few things; they are really really old and expired or she had a side dude who is slightly bigger than you (yikes). If she does have her own stash of condoms you can guarantee that they are hidden very well in places she knows you won’t go (like the tampon box).