9. A Wedding Gown (Before Getting Engaged)
In the back of her closet is a wedding dress that she hopes to wear one day; it was there when you met her and it will be there when you leave her (because obviously she is some kind of control freak). You were never meant to find the dress but you did somehow and now she has no real explanation for you besides; “it was so cute, and a great price I couldn’t leave it”. She will try to look cute by saying something like, “at least I already have my gown”. Or maybe she will burst into tears and talk about a failed engagement; either way, it is not a good look.
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