14. You’re Friends With A Player
Ladies stick together. It’s not in the same way guys do, but it’s a sort of pre-installed anti-virus software that girlfriends have. It basically allows your girl to instantaneously decide that your gym buddy “Chad”, should never be around her friends. What did Chad do? See, to you he just exists and has a way with girls, but to her she’s a mother bear protecting her cubs. Is there a way to solve this? Of course. Make sure your guys treat her and all her friends like ladies. You never want to have a civil war where the opposing body is populated by your girlfriend’s pissed off roommates and she’s Ulysses S. Grant. Plus, they’re all going to hate your friends and what fun is that?
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13. They Inspire You To Play Video Games
To a girlfriend, your Xbox should only have one function and it’s called Netflix. This doesn’t apply to all girls, but most will never appreciate the tranquility and pointless accomplishments that deeply pride you and your guys. For the most part your girlfriend wants to you be an adult and for whatever reason, they link the immoral amount of time you spend in front of a TV with friends to immaturity. Remember, you’re a work in progress and she feels like she’s the only thing keeping you from self destruction. So, once again, if you’re blowing time frequently playing Call of Duty with the guys… she’s going to do the transitive property of your bros suck and hate them for being your metaphorical anchor.
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