12. Your Bros Got You So Drunk That You Forgot To Be A Boyfriend
You got the permission required to go out tonight. Grab your keys, phone, wallet, and you’re on your way to downtown. I usually associate random binge nights with hometown friends, so let’s say Dave, your old high school bud, decides that this is the night to not remember! He pays the bar’s rent through shots, bombs, and bottle service because he is going for bro of the year. Now it’s 1:00 am and you can’t find your phone or half your friends. Worst off, it’s getting tough to decide which problem is currently more important. Oh wait, you need to find your phone before she flips! Your girl has probably already thrown your face on milk cartons and is blaming Dave for the whole thing. By the time you find your phone in an alley you never knew existed… it’s too late. Girls hate to worry anymore than they usually do. Especially since in the job description, “boyfriend,” it entails that you as an individual must be somewhat responsible when it comes to maintaining basic communication. So in the event that you were so inebriated that you couldn’t even get home or at least say goodnight… you’re definitely sleeping on the couch and she’s going to hate your bros.
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