8. Your “Bro” Is Actually A Chick
On the eighth day, the bro-chick was created. Girls that are basically guys are probably the greatest blessings in a man’s life. You rarely have the opportunity to date one because they’ve been in a long term relationship with a guy who is arguably almost as cool as you since the beginning of time… so you end up welcoming them into the brotherhood. Girls are such great friends, who knew? Bro-chicks have a diet that is almost identical to your typical bromigo. Equal parts red meat, sports, and beer. Some A-list bro-chicks play video games and can even beat you. It’s a wonderful world, right? Well, just by the fact that your bro is a chick and gets along with you means that your girlfriend will hate her. Almost always, girlfriends will never admit it. The one thing a girl hates, more than anything, is to admit that she is jealous because honesty is apparently too expensive for the emotional pocket book of life.
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7. She Knows You All Gawk At Other Girls Together
Keep your cross hairs on the right target, it’s a gentlemanly thing to do. Easier said than done, though. Especially when you are in your crowd of testosterone charged misfits. One day, at a tailgate, you will be minding your own business when a drunken Chad and Dave run over to you with a phone, wielding the latest picture of Kate Upton. The only real problem is your girl is right next to you when they ask, “how hot is she? What would you rate her?” Immediately, your life transforms into a court case –you vs. girlfriend- and the verdict completely depends on how you handle the situation. Even if you plead “not guilty” and win… she’s going to think your friends are disgusting. Hey, you know, remember that this particular situation can be combated by pointing out that girls gather together to drool over the males that inhabit ABC’s unscripted reality show, The Bachelor. Yes, the strikethroughs are for sarcasm, nice catch.
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