5. A Random One Night Stand
What your girlfriend thinks of her:
She’s a nameless, faceless threat to the relationship. She’s the girl who just broke up with her own boyfriend, who hasn’t gotten laid in a long time, who’s too drunk, or some visitor from out of town looking for a good time. She’s also the girl that doesn’t care that her boyfriend has a hairy back or breathes through his mouth. She’s like the IED of relationship enders. Totally unexpected, but totally killer.
Why she’s the worst:
Because it’s not real. She’s not a friend. She’s not an ex. She’s probably not famous. She’s not a co-worker. She probably even gave out a fake name and number. She’s the equivalent of a spam email and cheating with her is like thinking, “Cambodian princess needs our checking account number? Sounds legit.” It’s just irresponsible.
Celebrity cautionary tale: Josh Duhamel
Fergie’s hubby should have just gone to a Waffle House when he was in Atlanta instead of hooking up with a one-night stand there. The headline, “Movie Star Eats At Local Restaurant” where there is a picture of him giving a thumbs up to a waiter is a far cry from, “Josh Duhamel Bangs Atlanta Local” where the media finds a photo that perfectly frames that To Catch a Predator frown on him. Bad move, Josh.
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