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Dumbest criminals in history : Although you might not admit it, you have probably thought about what a life of crime would be like. Now, please, don’t misunderstand me. I am not saying that you want to go live a life of crime or that you should run out there and rob a bank, but if you are like most of us out there you have at least briefly thought about how much easier life might be if you could go rob a bank and never be caught.

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10. Robber Hands Over His Phone Number This is probably one of the funniest ones I have heard, but hey, a guys got to do what a guys got to do when he’s desperate, right? Well in this case, I actually think they guy went a little too far. In 2008, Ruben Zarate was 18 years old and decided that he wanted to go out and rob a muffler shop in the city of Chicago. So far, everything sounds normal and he actually makes it into the store. Upon entering the store he shows everybody his gun and demands money; this is where it gets interesting. The cashiers tell him that most of the money is inside the safe and nobody but the manager can open the safe. And here is where Ruben messes up, he decides he will try again later and leaves his cell phone number with the cashiers with the instructions to call upon the manager’s arrival. When they did call him back, he was greeted by the police waiting to arrest him.

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9. Robber Leads Behind Birth Certificate If you are going to try to get away with a life of crime the worst thing you can do is leave behind something that identifies you. And this is just what 26-year-old Zachary Tentoni did in Southington, CT. One day, Zachary decided he was going to rob a woman, which he did successful. He ended up stealing her wallet that had $40 inside, as well as her ID. However, during the brief struggle Mr. Tentoni ended up dropping two of his own bags and inside one of the bags was his birth certificate. However, that wasn’t the only identifying item left behind by this unskilled robber; he also left behind a note from his Mom.

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8. Can’t Drive Stick One morning a woman was headed out to her car to take her child to school, seems normal right? Well it was up until she found a gun being shoved in her face by a 17 year old. Luckily, the 17 year old wanted nothing to do with the lady or her child, all he wanted was her car, which she had no trouble turning over. However, upon entering her car, the 17 year old would be carjacker faced trouble of his own. What he soon discovered was that the car was a stick shift and he had no idea how to drive it. What happened next was simply a comedy show. The 17 year old tried every button and switch inside the car in an attempt to drive it, but alas no luck. He stayed long enough for the neighbors to call the police and 8 minutes later when they had responded they found the car rolling into the neighbor’s yard and the would be carjacker only a few blocks away.

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7. Breaking into a Home Full of Cops Now we all know that for a burglar the perfect house would be one where nobody is home and all of the valuables were left out within easy reach or at least not hidden to hard. However, very rarely does that happen, maybe in a sting operation. And not all burglars can be picky enough to find an entirely empty house, so they opt for a house where the residents are sound asleep in their beds. Both of these houses often make for easy pickings. But, can you imagine breaking into a house filled with police officers? That is exactly what happened to Darren Kimpton. The house he cased had been broken into earlier that day, so the homeowners had called the police who were still investigating when Darren broke in. Not only that, but earlier in the day Darren had tried unsuccessfully to break into another house, all he managed to do was cut his arm on some glass, which allowed the police to easily link him to both cases.

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6. Writing it Down The next time you pick up a murder mystery book, you might want to think twice about how unrealistic the murder scenes sound. A 34-year-old author from Poland named Krystian Bala almost got away with the perfect murder, his fatal error was writing all about it in his bestselling book Amok in 2003. Somebody in the police department had actually read the book and discovered that one of the murder scenes sounded really familiar. Upon closer examination, it was discovered that the details matched quite closely to an unsolved case from 2000. These close details led police to look closer into the unsolved case. What they discovered was that Mr. Bala and the murder victim had numerous connections, including the victim was romantically involved with Mr. Bala’s ex.

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5. Stealing your own Urine Now to some of you this might sense, after all desperate times call for desperate measures, right? Well 26-year-old Kyrstal Evans and 24-year-old Denise McClure from Crescent City, CA certainly thought so. These two wanna be criminals ended up being arrested for destruction of evidence after they were caught searching a delivery truck by its driver. The two of them were searching for Krystal Evans urine sample because they knew it was going to test positive for drugs, which means she would be in violation of her probation and sent back to jail. Now the interesting part to note is that after being arrested her original sample was tested and it came back negative, but her sample upon being booked into jail tested positive for meth.

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4. Not all Letters are Innocent In Boyds, Maryland, Quinton Thomas was being held in jail until his trial for murder and armored robbery. Now obviously, when you are in jail you need to do something to pass the time, so Quinton decided to write a nice friendly letter to one of his friends on the outside. In his letter, Mr. Thomas simply suggested to his friend that any of the witnesses who were planning to testify against him should be killed. Now this might not sound so bad from a criminal standpoint because letters going out of the jail are not screened; only letters coming into the jail are read before being sent to the inmate. Now the problem is somewhere along the line in addressing the envelope Mr. Thomas made a mistake, the letter was marked RETURN TO SENDER, which meant it was now considered incoming mail.

Image Source 3. Bad Drugs Now we all know that drugs are bad, but this little story really emphasizes just how bad they are. 50-year-old Eloise Reaves from Hawthorne, FL, actually approached a policeman to complain about the drugs somebody sold her. She told the police officer that the crack-cocaine a dealer sold her was of very poor quality and she would like help getting her money back. To top it off she showed the officer the crack, which was hidden in her mouth. Upon showing the officer, she was arrested for possession. The supposed dealer was not. Image Source 2. But, It’s Not Nighttime Now this one still has me shaking my head. Imagine being so desperate that you try to break into your mother’s house, which is exactly what James Blankenship tried doing on day. How he tried breaking in was through a first floor window, but he did not succeed. And when he was caught in the act, he decided to flee on foot, all during the day I might add. Police found James hiding nearby inside of a crawl space and arrested him on the spot. What makes this story better is that James was actually shocked at his arrest because he literally thought you could only be arrested for burglary at night.

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1. One of a Kind Disguise Most criminals know the importance of a disguise, after all many of them use them to help shield their identity from the witnesses, as well as the cameras. And if you follow the news stories, you will see that the style of disguises used varies from one criminal to the next. However, Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller really take the cake in terms of having the most unique disguise around. Rather than use masks or something of that nature to cover their faces these boys drew one their disguise with permanent markers. And you all know how hard that is to get off skin, so when the cops pulled them over shortly after the break-in they were rather easy to identify.

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