13. Nicki Minaj: 2014 Lamborghini Aventador
So, girls stereotypically like Pink, we get it. Nicki, herself loves Pink. It’s in every single title of every single album she has ever released. Pink has made her a Twitter sensation, the most Tweeted rapper in history. Everyone follows you to see what wig you’ll wear, what outlandish costume you will wear next, all in order to entertain us. You are great and you are wonderful this way to all those who buy your stuff.
But why? Why this? You just bought a gorgeous $400,000 car, and then ruined the factory paint and repainted it with pink! Dark pink, at least, but it’s still pink. Nobody ruins the factory paint on a Chevy Spark, let alone on this masterpiece. All right it’s been 3 years since you’ve bought this car, and by now we should all be over this. The car still rockets to 60 in under 3 seconds, with enough G-Forces to train a cadet for a space flight. It can still race to a top speed of 230 mph. So I guess no damage was really done to the soul itself.
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