6. Victoria Beckham
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I don’t know that anyone having ugly or messed up feet is really surprising, but for some reason this one shocked me a tad. Ex-Spice Girl and socialite, Victoria Beckham has got some strange, seriously long toes that look as if they have been jammed into a tuna can for most of their life. When the toes finally come out (hey, if you live in Los Angeles you need to let the toes out) they just want to breathe and be all they can be. Are her toes having a race to see who gets to the finish line first? It’s easy to poke fun, I mean look at her. She’s a goddess who just happens to have super long toes; did I mention they are all really long?
I actually am really hoping this is either how she was born or due to wearing uncomfortable footwear for most of her life and not because of her husband. I just don’t want to picture David Beckham forcing Victoria to kick soccer balls at him, wrecking her feet in the process. Please, tell me he’s not this kind of monster…
5. Michelle Yeoh
via steinteague.bogspot.com
One of the most famous Bond girls, Michelle Yeoh is one of the most beautiful actresses you will see on screen. She also knows martial arts, or at least plays a martial artist in movies, so be careful what you say. That’s why when I say “what’s up with her feet?” I’m immediately ducking. In her movies and pictures her big toe and little toe sometimes appear to be running away from her feet. Maybe it was the training or maybe that’s her secret and that’s how she is so good at what she does. Maybe if my big toe was heading east and my little toe was heading west I would have done much more with my life. Maybe I’ll go back to college and write my thesis on this.
She is now over 50 and still looks amazing! I’ve always had a thing for Bond girls and she is one of my favorites. It probably has to do with their secrets; nothing like a girl with a secret, especially if that secret is a secret power. Now we’re talking…
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