7 ways to get revenge on a guy who cheats on you – #3 will get him on his knees

5. Assert Your Ownership

The next time the two of you go out to a bar, demand that the music be cut. Force him to stand on a table, then grab his schlong and giblets and loudly pronounce “THIS MINE.” Give a hearty squeeze for emphasis. He’ll be enchanted.

6. Scare Him Straight

After you discover he’s been cheating, leave a trail of clue for him to follow. They will all lead up to learning about your “dark past”. Prison time, violent tendencies, and the dismembered remains of the last man who betrayed you are just a few of the items you might want to include. This is pretty passive aggressive, but it is also pretty effective.