6. “My testicles hurt”

If you have any health problems related to the “embarrassing” part of your body, go to the medic! Yours is probably not the first pair of ball-sacks that he has ever seen, but you have probably not seen many others before (especially unhealthy ones), and chances are that you will faint in front of the PC.

5. Your Name 

If you ever Google yourself you might have two of the following surprises:

1. There is no record of you online, and you will immediately feel like a complete and utter failure

2. You will find things about yourself that you wouldn’t have wanted to know.

Even if you’re curious, refrain yourself.