14 ways men totally ruin giving of head which women don’t like

3. Timing (part one)

It’s the day between showers and there are last-day-of-period brown globules down there. It’s your funeral.

4. Timing (part two)

I’m just back from the gym. Are you sure you wouldn’t rather have a packet of ready salted crisps instead?
Packet of CrispsYour choice.