14 ways men totally ruin giving of head which women don’t like

5. Timing (part three)

I’m just back from a girls’ night. I have been wearing skinny jeans and dancing non-stop for three hours. It’s like you’ve never heard of thrush.

6. Timing (part four)

I am just back from the salon. There is actual blood down there. Given this is partly for your benefit the least you can do is wait a day.