7. When she doesn’t make any noises: Man needs encouragement. It’s no different than being cheered on at the sidelines of a rugby match. So give us the odd moan to let us know we’re doing okay, yeah?
8. When she makes too many noises: There’s moaning with pleasure, then there’s wailing like a deer that’s injured itself in the woods. Don’t be that person.
9. When you try an exotic position and it fails: It’s time to try out that move you’ve highlighted in the Karma Sutra you bought from that sex shop where couples scuttle around awkwardly fondling dildos. But what appears to be a fun and exciting position quickly turns into a naked wheelbarrow race – and someone usually gets hurt.
Page 3 of 6
Discussion about this post