Most disappointing things about $ex – Because however much we want it to feel like we’re the star of our own porn film, it usually doesn’t. Read FULL ARTICLE right after the cut…
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These are the 15 Most disappointing things about sex:
1. Sex toys: All of them have knocked man’s genitalia down a peg. How do we compete with 11inch gadgets that rotate? The last time I looked, I don’t twizzle in a circular motion (although how awesome would that be?).
2. Premature ejaculation: ‘Baby, I swear it’s never happened before.’ It happens all the time.
3. When she rolls over and says, ‘is that it?’: ‘Yes, that’s it. Would you like me to make to perform a card trick or make you a giraffe out of balloons?’
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