26. …
27. I hope she doesn’t ask me what I’m thinking.
28. I’m starting to suspect that porn has been lying to me.
29. Shit. I forgot to plan an exit strategy.
30. Congratulations, self. Yet another sexual conquest to add to my list of failed and futile attempts to fill that gaping hole in my soul and stave off loneliness, despair and the inevitable death.
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