2. Vaginas don’t fit
Or rather, it doesn’t fit any vaginas.
It’s a bit like trying to squeeze Optimus Prime into an aeroplane loo.
Any kind of action is going to require serious forward-planning and very careful manoeuvers if you want to avoid serious damage to one or both parties.
3. Cystitis
Because nothing says romance like bruising your girlfriend’s urethra so badly she ends up peeing fire.
4. Anal
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