7. Bleeding
Because, for some men, the term pork sword is unfortunately accurate.
8. Careful, measured sex
OK, so there’s no downside to the fact several hours of foreplay becomes a necessity rather than a nicety.
But you’ll never have fast, passionate, ‘animal’ sex without a lot of pain afterwards.
9. You will always need lube
Always. Fancy a quickie in the back of your Fiesta in the station car park?
Yeah. I hope you carry lube around in your handbag.
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