5. Jay-Z

Many sources — ahem, groupies (sorry, Bey!) — have revealed the Jigga man has an above-average joystick. One spilled, “The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. SEE ALSO: 10 Male celebrities who couldn’t resist their ‘HOT’ nannies (With Pictures)

What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It’s beyond huge. It could block the sun.” This gives “Big Pimpin'” a whole new meaning.