7. The Tongue Vibrator
Up next, flick it on and let it flick: it’s the Tongue Vibrator. This toy is a plastic tongue attached to a piston that flops it around. Presumably not self-dampening, you’d have to have some sort of moisturizer to preserve the authentic sensation, or else it’d start chafing real quick. Unlike other attempts at oral simulators, the Tongue Vibrator is extremely literal, prioritizing the visual integrity of a mouthful of tongue over the sensation that would produce upon your genitals. The real question is: who would ever want that?
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